WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Roeder-nowhere 10:10 Thu May 23
Academy coach Carlton Cole????
I’ve been a way but never saw that one coming??! When did this happen and why... what qualifications does he have? He juat can’t stay away from the club can he, either he dearly loves West Ham (suspect so, I applaude him) or he has found an easy living from us and it’s the easiest way to continue that.

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Westham67 11:20 Sun May 26
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geoffpikey 1:25 Fri May 24

David L 10:59 Sun May 26
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Carlton Cole as some sort of life coach. Fucking hilarious. Still if it means he isnt allowed to get near a football then I'm all for it. The useless woe is me sit on the ground smiling after missing another easy chance cunt

Alfs 5:56 Sat May 25
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Mr Kenzo 10:41 Sat May 25

No, not bitter. I just get tired of some of the bollocks spouted on here sometimes.

cornish 12:07 Sat May 25
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Good shout,top man and loves West Ham.

Mr Kenzo 10:41 Sat May 25
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Alfs 6:49 Fri May 24

You sound very bitter Son

HAMMERAMA 10:05 Sat May 25
Re: Academy coach Carlton Cole????
I think its a great idea,not only hopefully advise the boys on the importance of keeping yourself grounded in particular that it is a very short career for some.
Secondly the Academy teams are crying out for a Carlton Cole like player ,as I have said before we are great at creating,not that bad defensively but No end product,No player to hold up and bring the more mobile players into play.
Maybe Browne or Silva could play that role and maybe that could evolve into a plan B for the senior squad.

jfk 3:13 Sat May 25
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Weather a folk singer or a somewhat gymnast who fucking cares? I've got one be happy to learn a thing or two by midday,two thirty latest irrespective who I respect more I fully expect a traditional roast for lunch on a fooking Sunday.

Alfs 6:49 Fri May 24
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A lot on here are spot on. Yeah, he was no Messi but he put in 100% and was rewarded with being picked for his country.

And Trundle, someone who spunked their wealth up the wall and then learned from their mistakes is exactly who you want as a mentor. It's why ex-druggies become counselors to help others. They've been there, done it, survived it.

Maybe you could mentor twats. You seem well qualified judging by your posts.

Nagel 4:03 Fri May 24
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Lee Trundle 2:25 Fri May 24

He's here as a coach and a mentor.

According to Collison, “It’s not just about being out on the training pitch and doing extra finishing and stuff like that, but a holistic approach which will see Coley work with the lads as a mentor, offering advice and sharing his experience."

Apparently he does individual training with the young forwards. Given that the only brief period he was any good was when Zola was giving him one on one training then no doubt he understands the benefit of it.

Sarge 2:44 Fri May 24
Re: Academy coach Carlton Cole????
Put his attitude in to all of our first team strikers and you'd improve each one.

not the best we've had by a long shot - but he knows that - but he contributed all he could when he could.

Plus he's scored at Wembley for us.

Lee Trundle 2:25 Fri May 24
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He's not coaching them. He's mentoring them.

Takashi Miike 1:27 Fri May 24
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"I can just imagine the first day at "What to do with your money" class. "

have you not heard of football agents? he's not been employed as a financial advisor. considering some of the shit that have robbed millions off the club for years for very little return, and you're worried about cole being given a chance to coach teenagers?

geoffpikey 1:25 Fri May 24
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He'll get the kids ENJOYING football.

He'll be able to show them the value of effort over talent.

I agree, I wouldn't have him down as a financial adviser! One assumes that is not his job.

If he were younger, he'd be in the team before Arnoutovic. Easily.

Apologies if needed, but I think Carlton is a good man to have onboard. Cheers.

Mr Kenzo 1:20 Fri May 24
Re: Academy coach Carlton Cole????
Steve Potts - Strikers Coach
Carlton Cole -Defensive Coach

Lee Trundle 1:13 Fri May 24
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I can just imagine the first day at "What to do with your money" class.

Cole: "Alright lads, first thing I'm going to teach you is not to be me, and lose all the millions you could earn."

Pupil: "That's brilliant, so what do we have to do not to be like you?"

Cole: "Fucked if I know, I just know how to lose millions of pounds down the back of the sofa"
*lobs snow*

fraser 1:10 Fri May 24
Re: Academy coach Carlton Cole????
He enjoyed playing Fulham

Lee Trundle 1:08 Fri May 24
Re: Academy coach Carlton Cole????
Personally, I think it's a joke that he's been brought in to advise the kids on how not to live like Carlton Cole and spunk all your money up the wall.

They should have gone with someone in who knows what they're doing when it comes to money.

BKnowles21 1:07 Fri May 24
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claretandbluedagger 12:10 Fri May 24

"seems pretty grounded"

That'll probably be because he spent most of his time falling on his arse.

Bernie 1:05 Fri May 24
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I hope he's not gonna teach them finishing

wd40 1:03 Fri May 24
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agreed always came off the pitch giving it all and playing for the shirt .

these days that is all we ask !

Loafer 12:51 Fri May 24
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If our current strikers worked as hard and put themselves about a bit more like CFC then we'd have finished higher up the table.

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